Wrinkles. I can do without.

So, Friday I turn 35. Yay! (Not really) Having 4 kids alone will age you significantly. 2 being teenagers doubles your age.
I have always, always been a user of Oil of Olay moisturizer, My Mom always used it and I had dry skin so I used it. I think this is the biggest reason that I don't have a ton of wrinkles.  I have honestly been using Oil of Olay (in the pink bottle) since I was 12 or 13 years old.
 Oil of Olay is not getting rid of the parentheses around my mouth.  I noticed it with my wedding photos.  Holy shit! Those lines are getting DEEP!! Thank God I know how to photoshop!!
I should could quit smoking..but I'm not gonna lie, not gonna happen any time soon. My sister in law is now certified in Juvederm injections and I can get it done dirt cheap, but at 35 really? I don't know.
This paranoia has had me on a quest for the perfect products. So far this is what I have tried:

All the crap from "Garnier" - I have used their whole "shit your wrinkly" line. Not impressed. I still prefer the results from Olay, and their deep wrinkle stuff didnt make a damn difference.

Avon:  I have the ANEW CLINICAL Advanced Wrinkle Corrector. Paid like 40 bucks for it. Left my skin greasy and made me break out. I did use it sparingly and still felt greasy. I did my research too! It has HIGH ratings and women swear by it. I guess I'm the 1% it didn't do crap for. I used it over a month. Didn't reduce my (parentheses) around my mouth.

Frownies: Again, did my research. All the celebrities LOVE it and quite a few bloggers say it rocks. I caved and figured why not. I hit Ebay and ordered me some "Frownies". Now, I have been using this for a month or so and honestly, I don't get it! I get a glue strip wet and smack it on my face in those wrinkly areas. I then leave it on overnight and get the pleasure of ripping it off my face. OUCH!! IT HURTS!! I have even tried taking them off in the hot shower..PAINFUL. I wondered "where are all these results people are talking about?" I haven't seen any at all. I did more research. Its glue on paper. Its job is to hold your face in place while you sleep to help reduce facial muscle movement. Its ingredients are: Unbleached Natural Kraft Paper with water-soluble dry gum adhesive. Its freckin glue on paper!!! I paid for this shit?!
They say results are almost instant when using this product..ummm, NOPE!! not a damn result. I used them for about 2 1/2 weeks. All I got was pain from trying to take them off. Was like pulling duct tape off of my face.
Now at the risk of embarrassing  myself I want you all to see what I mean.

 Check out those damn (parentheses)! WTF!!? Yeah look at those HUGE results Frownies gave me. NADDA!!! Shit looks just as deep as they were the month before I started using them.

Last night I did MORE research. Searching for something that will help those damn joker lines around my mouth. I have seen RAVE reviews on a line called Alpha Hydrox. They have a HIGH AHA ( AHA, or alpha hydroxy acid... ability to reduce the signs of aging and to improve acne) Women are swearing by it, but then again they did about all the other garbage I purchased as well.
Needless to say I ordered it. I hope I get some results that are worth talking about. I am becoming a skeptic and think I just need my Sister in law to stick a needle in my face.